Tuesday, 9 April 2013
Cherry on Top
So was walking across the road, and got stuck on the island in the middle of the road. Minding my own business, as cars whizz by and turn past me, a builders pick up van hurtles past and I feel a dull thud on my collarbone.
What the actual hell.
I look down, and notice a small cherrry tomato rolling away from me.
It finally dawns on me.
I have in effect, just been pelted with fruit.
I have to hold back a stifled laugh, as it happened so quickly there is no chance of anyone knowing what happened but me. All the other cars that go past, see a manically smiling girl in the middle of the road.